the sweetest boy on E A R T H had an orchid delivered to my doorstep and if that’s not the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard then don’t even talk to me. I love you tiffani-thiessen sooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a group of plaid cargo short wearers at the table next to me is discussing how Jesus would likely be a selfish sexual partner. he would, and I quote, “get off and then be like see YA bitch I gotta go perform some miracles, LOL”
The result of going out on a Saturday, having your hand marked and experiencing a night that culminates in you sleeping in the foetal position
oh man i don’t know that’s rough. shake it off it’s okay. one time in middle school i dated this guy for one and a half days and then i heard him tell my best friend that i resemble a school bus so i had to break up with him via AIM then i set my away message to “BBL….. :/” and didn’t log on for like a week because i was really sad
book - haven’t read one since 4th grade Dead Ass Serious i hate reading i’m too impatient
movie - donnie darko because of the soundtrack and it makes me feel this certain way that i can’t describe i don’t know i wish i could articulate it but alas
body part - entire head
superhero - spiderman because he’s a nerd and i love nerds i would have sex with spiderman